guess what i’m still alive lol

fun facts about marquis de lafayette

john-andre:

• came to america illegally, against the rules of the king, disguised as a pregnant woman
• didn’t tell his wife that he was gone until after he was sailing away
• got captured and brought back to france again, escaped on a cargo ship and bought all of the cargo to keep the ship from stopping
• was raised on a farm because after his father died his mom fucked off to paris without him
• got laughed off the dance floor by marie antoinette once
• after the revolution he came to america and people were making gloves with his face on them
• he refused to kiss the hands of ladies wearing these gloves because he didn’t want to kiss himself
• named his only son georges washington de lafayette
• named his daughter marie antoinette virginie de lafayette and called her virginie after washington’s home state
• fought in the revolution for free because he loved america that much
• napped with george washington under a tree once while using washington’s coat as a blanket
• he was super tall especially for the time, like 5'11"
• became fluent in english within a year of arriving in america
• found out about the revolution from king george’s cousin, who was complaining about the revolts at a dinner party
• is buried under american soil and a little american flag flies over his grave to this day because he had it imported from bunker hill
• he didn’t have to help us but he did it that was nice
• and then we went and fucked up the country anyway
• we need to fix it for him

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hamilslut:

nothingeverlost:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which Hamilton character you are most like.

Bonus points for why

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mana-mpe:

hamilsons:

Hamilton: *points to Jefferson* Fuck you. *points to Madison* Fuck you. *points to Laurens* Fuck me. *points to Lee* Fuck you.

IM CRYING

@ozziethefangirl

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